June 2012
When I'm married, I never want to fight in front...
Watchdianabaabe:
LOLOLOL THIS IS GOING TO BE ME HAHAHAH
dacollegedropout:
murdershewrites:
avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
Lmao^
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
I ain't afraid to drown, if that means I'm deep up...
blasianxbri:
breezytaughtme:
dubu-da-leader:
I dont see how you can hate from outside the club
you can’t even get in
hahahaa~
leggo~
dead
That awkward moment when you throw something at... →
wowfunniestposts:
At first you’re like :
You friend’s reaction : The person you hit:
But then you realize that you’ve hit some bitch and you’re like :
this blog is hilarious
Watch
Watchfionacinelli:
restoremyfateinthese:
dropkickanun:
a-corner-of-my-universe:
pseudobitch:
p3nisp0w3r-:
OPFIOHJKSDJFKJSDHFJS OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
I can’t watch this because I’m laughing too much and my dad’s going to ask what I’m doing and oh my god
Top 5 funniest things dfslkdjfsd
EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS
FUCKING GLORIOUS!
hahahahaha
I saw another version of this, but this...
WHEN I HEAR A NEW SONG BEFORE IT’S POPULAR…
sodamnrelatable:
And then EVERYONE is singing it, and it’s on the radio 24/7
via sodamnrelatable
The majority of you bitches, are fucking stupid....
how to kiss
laughingstation:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
You will laugh out loud!
Some of y'all are so mad, for no fucking reason....
When your friends don't laugh at the hilarious...
sodamnrelatable:
On the outside:
In your head:
via sodamnrelatable
Don't Come For That Pretty Mother Fucker lmaoooo
kiamasonjerry:
alikeff:
savemefromufanfic:
I love me some ASAP!
It’s a New York thanggg! Lol.
I Loves Me The Fuck Outta Some A$AP && I’m From The DMV. <3
Christopher has been acting a little RATCHET this...
adoringmaurice:
How you feeling Chrissy? Got your new girl and your ex-girl in the same room, bonding? Most likely having threesomes and shit, that’s how you living Thugstopher?
yeahitscrystalwestbrooks:
all jokes aside though they’re all on some mature shit and i respect that
